My job is what?

When my youngest was very small, we were talking about who was in charge at our house. She mentioned that I was the head boss of the house, and I corrected her, saying, "No, actually DADDY is the head boss of the house." She thought about it, and said, "So Daddy is the head boss, and YOU'RE the body boss!"

That's me. Body Boss of the household. Go eat your vegetables.